Vagina Meme

1. Does your vagina have a name?
pussy...although I suppose I ought to ask my lovers...someone *might* have named it and not told me about it.

2. What do you typically call your vagina ((cunt, pussy, vaJayJay etc))?
most often, I use 'vulva' since I'm usually caught pottying or trying to get dressed and the kids questions rarely (okay, never so far) refer specifically to my vagina. sometimes I give in during sex and ask for pussy attention, or sometimes I'm being deliberately obnoxious and use cunt...although that usually refers to ME, not my vagina...

3. Is your vagina: "Virgin tight", "been tested" or just "plain loose"?
um..."been tested repeatedly and found pretty damn tight"?

4. Does your g-spot have a name too?
since the mysteries of the g-spot haven't been decidedly answered, I'm not sure that I could tell you WHERE mine is, let alone what it's name is.

5. Your clitoris prefers vibrations or natural hands?
Hands...dear gods, HANDS! Unless the vibrator is a cheap piece of crap in which the batteries are dying...then it might be okay...

6. Vaginas preferred cock stats; Length, girth, bust time, distance penetrated, etc?
I don't have favorite movies, songs, or food...why would my vagina have preferred cock stats?

7. What kind of underwear do you typically keep on it?
Cacique Stretch cotton string bikini


8. Do you shave/trim/wax/leave be etc. your vagina?
Clean-shaven labia, trim the rest. Sometimes, I get inspired to "try something" that I regret because of nicks or some such accidents.

9. Is your vagina pierced/tattooed?
no, no, no....I cannot imagine what something like this would look like when we're 85 years old and the nursing home staff want to know...

10. Does your vagina have a vagina Girlfriend?
no...occasionally I think about it, but we've never actually explored that possibility together.

11. How about Boyfriend instead?
mmmm! It has a couple of those!

13. And what about a favorite penis toy?
There are a few cyber friends who we like to toy with, but again, I don't like to pick FAVORITES.

14. Has it ever been penetrated by something "unusual"?
Unless cold, heartless duckbills count as "unusual" - and face it, we deal with that once a year - we pled the Fifth!


15. Does your vagina cause you to PMS when you receive that monthly gift?
I don't know that I'd call moontimes or menstrual cycles a "gift", but I do tend toward mood swings and the first day or two can be very crampy.

16. Plug it or line that gift?
ummm...Keeper the "gift".


17. Do you know what "N.E.W.P.O.R.T" means?
clueless

18. Have you posted pics/video of your vagina online?
yup

19. Ever had art drawn of your character(s) with your vagina showing?
nope

20. How much did you bull shit on the MeMe just to make lols?
You're laughing? You shouldn't laugh...I'm only being honest...

21. How many guys do you think will open this just to know your cootch better?
*shrug* Probably none...those that get RSS feed are "forcefeed" and the rest probably arrived her by happenstance, not because they were looking to learn about my vagina.

22. Will you tag 3 other Vaginas to do this now, and if so who?!?
Since I haven't personally tagged ANY vaginas EVER, I don't know that I will start here. It's so public and pixalated. I need foreplay, cuddling, coaxing...ya know?